intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

(via oaf-whisperer)

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

image

(via walkslikejesus)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via thefuuuucomics)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via thefuuuucomics)

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

(Source: affectin, via thefuuuucomics)

greetings:

waking up from hangover like

image

(via onlylolgifs)

mamrie:

flula:

A Kommute to Work is Always Improve when Friends are Joining. @mametown #DearMustasch #YouDoNotListen #ToMyBrusches #OrKombs #IfYouKontinueIt #YoreWildGrows #iShallShaveYou #LikeSomeBabiScheep

NORMAL TUESDAY.

mamrie:

flula:

A Kommute to Work is Always Improve when Friends are Joining. @mametown #DearMustasch #YouDoNotListen #ToMyBrusches #OrKombs #IfYouKontinueIt #YoreWildGrows #iShallShaveYou #LikeSomeBabiScheep

NORMAL TUESDAY.

"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

— Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

Night, Mrs Hudson!

(Source: sherlocked-for-life, via thehobbitdiaries)

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos, via thefuuuucomics)

chaunc8907:

musings-of-terra:

ghostcharms:

bribryontour:

This should be a book for kids.

Omg that’s what I was gonna say.

Seriously though, make this a children’s book and I will buy it and save it for the future.

Rebloggin this again

(Source: akeeruh, via thefuuuucomics)

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

(via thefuuuucomics)

tastefullyoffensive:

Joan Rivers on her own funeral. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Joan Rivers on her own funeral. [via]

(Source: sizvideos, via lolzpicx)

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

(via thefuuuucomics)