LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
(Source: autogynephile, via thefuuuucomics)
"If I print this email, will you scan it and email it for me?"
— (via clientsfromhell)
i need a gang to follow me around all day and clap when i make jokes
"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
— My 92 year old grandma. (via solacity)
(Source: lule-bell, via morvere-n)