tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via laugh-addict)

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via walkslikejesus)

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile, via thefuuuucomics)

blogwell:

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

GETTING BLASTED WHILE PUTTING INTOLERANCE ON BLAST. 
Check out the full article here! 

reblogging this for my best

blogwell:

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

GETTING BLASTED WHILE PUTTING INTOLERANCE ON BLAST. 

Check out the full article here! 

reblogging this for my best

(via onlylolgifs)

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

(via giraffepoliceforce)

seankindt:

Doodle, Made with Paper

seankindt:

Doodle, Made with Paper

"If I print this email, will you scan it and email it for me?"

— (via clientsfromhell)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i need a gang to follow me around all day and clap when i make jokes

(via walkslikejesus)


Chris Pratt for Esquire (USA - September 2014)

Chris Pratt for Esquire (USA - September 2014)

(Source: chrisprattsource, via annperkns)

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

— My 92 year old grandma. (via solacity)

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